Fall in love with Mathematics

Here’s a love letter from a true mathematician, perhaps like me, or maybe not.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric
lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of t radians made a
tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you
can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my
love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you
into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying
the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet
me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun will be
making an angle of 160 degrees with the horizon, my heart would be like
a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima of an
unknown function.

Yours ever loving,

Pythagoras